i want to be a bus driver when i grow up just so i can run people over
beep beep mother fuckers
can i wear this every day of my life
(Source: jasonnywithnochance)
anon please
(Source: amandamckay)
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
when girls take pictures of them wearing a push up bra with a tanktop where theyre like leaning over to the front so their boobs are pouring out of the bra
we all know your secret
yes im a girl
yes i practice satanic voodoo
(Source: did-yuo-kno)
7 deadly sins. put one in my ask.
Lust: Something that I find attractive.
Pride: Something that I like about myself.
Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
(Source: whorepride)
